I'm going to write the next best-selling series that will then be made into the biggest box office series ever.
Here's the premise: teenagers bitten by werewolves become zombies, but only - you guessed it - during a full moon. If they survive and feed on 10 other teenagers, they become vampires who cannot be killed without - you guessed it - a wooden stake to the brain.
The only cure?
You guessed it.
A mother's love.
Or blood sausage.